73 questions was started by Vogue in 2014, offering their readers a look into the lives of celebrities in a fun and easy way. Since then, bloggers all over the globe have taken this question and answer game and put their own spin on it. This has become the Vogue Parody – 73 Questions.

I first saw this on Louise’s blog and thought it was such a cool concept! I wasn’t tagged to do it so if you want to do this too then *tag* you’re it.

Now for the q’s!

Vogue Parody – Questions 1-10

What’s your usual Starbucks order?

I’m very boring and typically go for an English Breakfast Tea. However, in the hotter days, I do enjoy a vanilla frappe.

What does your work station look like?

At work it’s a lot less cluttered because we’ve just moved into our new floor so I haven’t had enough time to clutter it yet. At home, it’s either my bed or my kitchen table.

Favourite food?

I would happily live off chicken nuggets, pasta and hash browns.

Favourite author?

Holly Bourne. I’m yet to read a bad book by her.

What do you think of open relationships?

In the words of my friend Lucy – ‘you do you, boo boo’. As long as there’s respect, consent and honesty then why not?

What is your favourite video game?

I really struggle to keep up with video games because I get bored quite easily.

Guilty pleasure treat?

Ready salted Pringles and fudge. Although fudge makes me feel awful when I have a lot at once.

Favourite movie?

I sincerely love Paddington 2.

Favourite book?

Angels In America by Tony Kushner. My current read total is 4 times.

Twitter or Instagram?

Twitter because Instagram’s algorithm is shit.

Questions 11-20

Laptop or desktop?

Laptop!

Best advice you’ve ever received?

I think Taylor Swift said it best – “you gotta step into the daylight and let it go.”

What project are you working on right now?

The blog! I found it so hard to become motivated to post anything other than shows I agreed to review because I lost all confidence in it. I’m not even sure what triggered it! I’ve also tried writing a play but wow it’s HARD. I started writing it towards the end of my last job because I was bored and I got about nine scenes in before the characters decided they didn’t want to do what I wanted them to.

Favourite colour?

I love any shade of blue!

Did you get good grades in school?

Kind of? I did alright I guess, they got me into college and allowed me to get my apprenticeship but I didn’t want to go to university so I wasn’t completely stressed about the rest of my results.

Dream job?

I’m already doing it! I’m currently in a media advertising job in the entertainment industry. I should probably find something else to aspire to.

Play any sports?

I used to when I was much younger but I haven’t really found the opportunity to do so. I do like yoga and I can play a mean game of ping pong when I’m in the mood to.

Do you have a degree?

Nope!

Nationality?

White British!

What is your favourite kind of blog post?

When you can tell that something (be it a show/book/tv show etc) is really meaningful to someone.

Questions 21-30

What do you like to collect?

Theatre programmes and books.

Describe yourself in three words?

Soft, sweary, slow.

If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be?

Sproutcorn. (It wouldn’t, I just didn’t have an answer for this but that is the name I used on Animal Crossing).

Who was the last person you DM’d?

My friend Blandine!

What’s on the top of your wish list right now?

Beetlejuice and Company on Broadway.

Sorting house?

Slytherin!

How many tattoos do you have?

None, I’m far too wimpy to get one.

What are you most thankful for so far this year?

My job!

What’s the best thing that’s happened so far this month?

When Lucy, Kieran and I went to the My Dad Wrote A Porno live listening party.

What’s the best thing that has happened to you today?

My review of Big has done super well!

Questions 31-40

Favourite season?

Spring! Not too hot in that you can wear a comfy jacket as well as your sunglasses.

What’s the best thing ever?

Marianne Elliott’s productions of Company and Angels In America.

Favourite holiday?

Christmas is always lovely.

Which fictional character do you relate to most?

I genuinely feel like in a few years time, my life will turn into Bobbie from Company’s.

Do you like surprises?

Eh not really because I don’t like attention.

What’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had?

When Jonathan Bailey called me his number one AND his day one. That was a genuine shock and a half tbh.

Which surprise made you cry?

It takes a lot for me to cry from happiness but when Marianne Elliott shouted out me and Blandine on the WhatsOnStage live stream, I was rendered speechless. Absolutely didn’t not expect it.

What’s the best surprise you’ve ever given?

I have two answers for this:.

• Turning up to the stage door of Pretty Woman to tell Samantha my parents and I were there to see the show the next day and the look on her face was priceless because I didn’t tell her we were coming!
• (YES IT’S COMPANY RELATED) But the time Blandine and I gave Jonathan Bailey, Rosalie Craig and Richard Fleeshman flowers for on the day of their Olivier nominations.

Do you like muffins?

Yes! Blueberry muffins and chocolate muffins all the way.

Do you cook often?

No, because I’m certain my mum thinks I’m going to burn the house down.

Vogue Parody – Questions 41-50

What’s your favourite dessert?

Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough ice cream.

Is there a dessert that you don’t like?

I’m not a huge lover of things with jam in.

Cake or pie?

Cake! Specifically red velvet or coffee.

What’s your least favourite food?

How long do you have…?

What’s your favourite condiment?

I don’t do condiments!

It’s 4am on a random Saturday, what are you doing?

Hopefully sleeping!

If you could do a college class, what would it be called?

Female directors on the London theatre scene post 2010.

Best animated film?

Tangled!

What has a guy ever said or done to impress you?

I was thoroughly impressed with James McArdle’s performances in both plays I’ve seen him in if that counts…?

Best thing to do on a first date?

Be yourself!

Questions 51-60

Worst thing to do on a first date?

Try too hard to impress.

What’s the best pick-up line?

None of them.

Best comic book character?

I have a soft spot for Loki.

Name three things that are always in your handbag.

The book I’m reading, phone charger, Oyster card.

Favourite drink?

Diet Coke/Pepsi Max.

If you could play a historical figure in a movie, who would it be?

Anne Boleyn. I also have a big mouth that probably would’ve led to my head getting chopped off.

Kittens or puppies?

PUPPIES!

Favourite sushi roll?

Don’t do Sushi!

What lipstick do you use?

Don’t do make up either!

What foundation do you use?

See above.

Questions 61-70

Blow dry or air dry?

Air dry.

Who is your fashion icon?

Ashley Tisdale early 2000s.

Favourite Disney character?

Rapunzel!

What are you doing tomorrow?

Working then seeing Preludes with Leah and Dana.

Movie you laughed the most through?

22 Jump Street. I fell out of my seat in the cinema watching this.

Movie that made you cry?

Paddington 2.

If you could sing a duet with anybody, who would you choose?

If I had the ability to sing then it would have to be with the best vocalist on the planet – Jeremy Jordan.

If your life was a song, what would the title be?

The Man by Taylor Swift.

What’s your favourite animal?

I. Love. Dogs. So. Much.

Favourite illustrator?

Laurel who designed my header!

Questions 71 to 73

Person you would love to have coffee with?

Stephen Sondheim.

Country you would most like to visit?

Italy or Australia.

Best way to decompress?

Netflix.

And that’s that. If you’ve completed this, please send me a link to it I’d love to read it!

Until next time,